Saturday, September 17, 2011

Teh Internets (Part I)


This is something new that I'm trying in order to reach out to all you n00bs in the internetz. Since you fucking lack the patience and the mental capacity to read ANYTHING longer then a paragraph, I figured pictures would do the trick. I aim to give you a crash course on the internets and everything that comes along with it. Remember, the internets is serious business, ALWAYS keep that in mind. So we'll start Part 1 now, the next ones will not be as text heavy as this anymore, I swear (because apparently "text heavy" for you morons is TWO sentences).  I know you little shits stopped reading after the first phrase, if you read up to HERE, give yourself a pat in the back, you are not a complete failure in life after all.


What YOU typically think the inhabitants of the internets are....

.....when actually everyone is like THIS, the rest are...

....THESE.


(Note: Aside from stories we also provide free goddamn public service. How convenient for you. All the more you should FOLLOW this blog. )