Continuing where we left off, Masterchief instigates major tension as he unwittingly dropped something unimportant (which botched his jump attempt) but is relevant to MASSIVELY increase stress for both the readers and the rest of the protagonists. All in all, he just wants to make shit way more complicated than it has to be.
Masterchief: *Jumps* Whoa…oh shi-
Arbiter: I got you! *arm grab*
Bossman: Why the hell were you stalling over there anyway?
MC: I forgot my…
Asskicker: Balls? Forget it let get moving.
I can’t believe these little shits made it this far into the story. I was thinking of killing off the lot of them in this episode, but where’s the fun in that?
AK: Man, I’m surprised we ain’t dead yet *pant*
MC: Talk about mad skills.
Skills which only included running and almost failing to jump a 1 meter gap. Skills.
BM: Or luck…which I think were going to have more of! Look over there *Points*
An abandoned bad-ass APC lies before the morons. As we all know in zombie fictional lore, the moment the survivors find some reprieve or catch a break, is the moment shit goes down.
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| "Listen up, Shits about to go down." |
MC: Now, lets all calm down. And act in a logical manner.
AB: I came.
BM: I did too.
MC: Disgusting.
AB: Wheres AK???
On the APC.
AK: Hey guise!, Im a firin mah lazer!!1
BM: Fuck
AB: You’re gonna attract the attention of the…
MC: Don't fucking…
Whatever everyone else was going to say to warn Asskicker was drowned by the sudden torrential chatter of the mounted .50 cal he was using. Deafening, and like dinner bells for all the teeming zombie hordes around them, which just moments ago were unaware of them.
5 min later.
AB: …ZOMBIES.
MC: …FIRE IT.
BM: HEY IS EVERYONE OKAY?
MC: YEAH, I THINK SO
AB: JUST A SLIGHT RINGING SOUND IN MY HEAD, IM ALRIGHT
Arbiter was talking to a tree when he said that. So yeah he’s alright.
MC: *goes to AK on the APC* WTF man? What do you think you’re doing?!
BM: Are you crying AK? -_-
AK: I THINK MY EARS ARE BLEEDING
AB: Uh oh guys don’t look now …..
So like what I said a while ago, chow time! From all sides, zombies begin to emerge from the woods and the abandoned houses by the road. In running pace mind you.
MC: Everyone inside. Lets kick some ass.
BM: So many assholes, not enough bullets.
AB: Okay, enough with the one liners!
AK: MY HEAD HURTS LIKE SHIT, YEAH!
MC,BM,AB: …………….
As Bossman closes the APC’s hatch, all four of them are huddled in darkness and silence. Only the faint clawing and groans of the undead can be heard.
MC: So uhhh…do any of you know how to drive this thing?
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| Does this have a clutch? |
